pechaberry:

Don’t ask just reblog it.

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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

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mylifeisobsession:

frickk:

makethemwonderwhy:

This has to end….

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danielchhor:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms 

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clavid:

probably the worst ad placement in the history of time

lulz-time:

When he saw us taking these pictures of him indisposed he said, and I quote: “Wait until my father hears about this!!”

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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theyellovvbrickroad:

u can delete ur blog but u cant delete ur bad personality

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drunkblogging:

rickywathappend:

quite possibly my favorite post ever

reasons i love black people 

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manscaper:

manscaper:

hey do you guys like my cosplay

IT CAME BACK TO ME ALREADY

theepichumor:

Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!